alright world. its an established fact that ive loads of anonymous readers.
sadly, there's existence of fcuking ugly readers who have no life,
but still got the cheek to diss others.
they were my avid stalkers.
outta jealousy, they began to loathe me. pfft.
tsk.tsk. *shakes head*

recently, i had this weird encounter with an anonymous reader
who's experiencing a brain disorder.
out of sheer boredom, i made an amazing discovery due to blog hop.

GoodNess GraCious Me.
boy, im amazed by your recent blog post.
i wanna personally render my salute to you for the guts on dissing me..
but you're portraying your stupidity by happily posting my pic on your blog.
you're dealing with the wrong person.
whats your motive for blogging bout me?
LET ME MAKE SOME ASSUMPTIONS. okayy?

you have no life. why are you wasting your time in front of comp,
dissing someone who looks way better than your gf?
aight,self-praise is a disgrace but it's an established fact.
okay,who cares? this isn't a beauty pageant.
be mature.get real.
why be a coward & just blogged bout me?
i simply dont get it. no wonder mats got a fcuked up reputation.
its because of people like you.
its pretty sad how much you go through to criticize people.
come to me. say it straight in my face. if you dare.


im blessed that minahs & mats have the interest to read up all of my blog posts.
who are you to judge the standards of my english?
go & drag your flat face, disgusting hair in front of the mirror.
at least if i got malay blood, i don't look like one minah.
why do you worry so much whether im mixed or whatsoever.
why don't you criticize those typical minahs on friendster who westernised names?
its a fact that im partially mixed & do i look like one fcuking minahrep to you?
thick skinned brainless entities.

" these girls are shameless. you are prettier than them.
they are just jealous of you. if you're ugly, they wont bothered to criticise you or
read up your extremely wordy blog. " - thanks juli.

at least, ive got brains. im smart enough to upgrade myself to earn a HNITEC cert.
do you have a stabilised career? please lah mat.
get out there in the world & make yourself worth it.
have i offended you/your gf in any of my posts? hmm.nope.
im not even aware of your existence. sorry.
people of standards have already showered me with the right attention.

beauty is in the eye of a beholder. so i dont need you to say im pretty or what.
im sorry if most of my posts dont seem to please you cos after all its my blog.
maybe you dont seem to get the same treatment from our society
therefore this is the way you act up.

boy, im giving you one last chance to convey your apology to me..nicely.
if not, im going to lodge a report.
yepp, sue you for defamation.
-in this situation, you were trying to humiliate me. tsk.
" inserts-five-letter-word-for-female-dog-here "
oh really? say it to your gf's face then. pffft.

Do you know it's an offence in SG for a man to call a lady a B****?

although you had "kindly" deleted the post, im smart enough to save it.
being a former history student, i love sources of evidence.
this is a lesson to you. you have a foul mouth.
you have the cheek to make fun of others who are way classier than you.
no offence. this is the reality of life.
some people just cant seem to accept the fact that others are better.
super free right? so they will resort to bitchy stuffs.

i wanna thank everyone who were supportive in helping me deal with this silliness.
some genius ones had urged me to lodge a police report.
" Dear, that boy is still young. We don't want to ruin his future.
Give him a chance. If this thing happens again,it will be a different scenario.
We'll hire a lawyer for your sake. Teens nowadays are being immature."
-quoted from gfs. *shakes head*

boy, dont put yourself in a hot soup.
go & make a good name for yourself in the society.
deflate your ego cos it may end up killing you.

im being too nice for the time being.
so boy, take it or leave it..
btw, thanks boy for the entertainment.
greatly appreciated. you've made my day *rolls eyes*